Rainy Days on Weekends Always Get Me Down

What I've got they used to call the blues.
Seasonal affective, they say.
Hate being stuck indoors all day.

Hangin' inside. Can't go out and ride.
Tropical depressions always get me down.

Ain't just the rain -- we've only had 18 inches today.
But 30 mile winds only make it fun to ride one way.

Cleanin' my chain. While I'm stuck here watchin' the rain.
Tropical depressions always get me down.

(Kazoo solo)

Should put the bike on the rollers and boost my LAT.
Instead of sitting on the sofa with Oreos and watching TV.

I've got the blues. Guess I'll go online and read VeloNews.
Tropical depressions always get me down.

(One more time ...)

Rain on the coast. I know! I'll go write a blog post!
About how tropical depressions always get me down.

(Kazoo solo. Fade out.)

(For Karen Carpenter. If you were alive today, I'd apologize for butchering this song. Then I'd share my Oreos with you.)